Twisted Wishes Game

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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby starseedjenny » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:37 pm

someone else did them, but so poorly that they may as well have not. except now, when you take them out of your cupboard they're all crusty

i wish my braces had been taken off in November like they were supposed to be
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby Owen » Mon Mar 21, 2011 6:10 pm

The dentist figured it was probably just easier to take out all your teeth. Congratulations! You don't need braces anymore.

I wish my housemate would do his washing up.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby mikekearn » Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:10 am

He becomes obsessed with washing everything, to the point of physically harming anyone that dares to dirty up his domain.

I wish all my laundry was done.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby Owen » Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:46 pm

That thing with the one red sock that turns everything pink? You may be the only person ever to turn everything stripy.

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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby Destroyer235 » Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:19 pm

Paper catches on fire and you burn down the neighborhood.Death toll at 300. Please think of the consequences of fast writing.It can hurt people

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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby Owen » Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:04 pm

I can grant that for you. Just how attached are you to your knees?

I wish I could have back the hour I lost (when we switched to BST on Sunday).
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby mikekearn » Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:01 pm

Your preliminary request to get the hour back has been approved, but final paperwork will take approximately six months. You should get the hour back by then.

I wish I didn't have to keep driving people around.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby Owen » Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:36 pm

They drive you around. Like cattle, with a whip.

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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby mikekearn » Sat Apr 02, 2011 4:27 pm

It doesn't sound like anything... to you. Don't worry, though, lots of deaf people lead perfectly normal lives.

I wish I didn't have crazy tiring dreams.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby RACHE » Fri Jan 06, 2012 4:07 pm

Now you don' have any dreams. Insanity descends upon you quickly and your life ends during a failed attemt to to ransom truck full of sweet potatoes. You didn't count on them bieng as smart as they are delicious.

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