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Twisted Wishes Game

Postby Fish Muffin » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:16 pm

Origionaly posted by The Number on the Old Forum

"This is a fun little game, where someone posts a wish, and then you twist it around so that the wisher comes out worse for the wear. For instance:

I wish the Nintendo Wii had a better name.

Have fun with your new Nintendo Why!

You have to actually grant the wish though, you cant just say: "no. it stays the wii and i kill you." Because that just makes you look stupid and it's not particularly funny, and humor is the whole point of this thread."
MY WISH: I wish that I could breath underwater.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby porcupineportent » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:20 pm

You can now breath underwater. You eagerly traipse over to your local lake, excited at the prospect of trying out your new talent. Alas - you drown, as you never really were able to breathe underwater.

ALTERNATE un-grammar-nazi'd: You can already breathe underwater, silly! Balance a glass of water on your head and take a breathe. VOILA! Breathing under water.


I wish I had perfect vision.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby mikekearn » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:30 pm

You undergo a special operation, to perfect your vision, and now it is completely perfect. It's too bad you lost the ability to use every other sense during the operation, though.

I wish I didn't have this hangnail.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby Fish Muffin » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:33 pm

Not only are you missing that pesky hangnail, but also that pesky finger that it was attached to!

I wish that I could turn into golden crab and PINCH PINCH stuff.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby RACHE » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:37 pm

you are now a golden crab cake.

I wish i had an evil villian moustache
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby katschy » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:39 pm

You got it. Your evil villain moustache takes over the world, then decides it doesn't need you. It straps you down to a table beneath a slow-moving laser, only you're not James Bond, and you don't escape.

I wish I would win something on these darned Tim Horton's cups.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby RACHE » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:48 pm

You win a doughnut and perish Mamma Cass style.

I wish I really was James Bond.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby mikekearn » Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:52 pm

You become the movie version Bond. Unfortunately, due to a string of bad lack, the next Bond movie is never filmed and you are doomed to be forgotten by all but the most diehard of fans after only a few years, while the rest of the world moves on to other heroes.

I wish I had a cookie.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby katschy » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:23 pm

You have many cookies, they're in some bizarrely named folder on your hard drive.

Incidentally, "Mama" Cass Elliot died of a pre-existing heart condition, and did not, as is widely believed, choke to death ;)

I wish my head wasn't full of so many little trivial bits. Yeah.
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Re: Twisted Wishes Game

Postby mikekearn » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:26 pm

It's full of fluffy bits. You're a stuffed animal.

I wish I had an Alaskan State Quarter. It's the only one I'm missing.
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