The Vending Machine

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The Vending Machine

Postby 42th » Mon Aug 17, 2009 4:34 pm

You put something in, you get something out.

An Example wrote:I put in a watermelon.
You get a bookstore coupon.


Simple, no?



I put in a steering wheel from a '55 Chevy.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby porcupineportent » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:51 pm

You get a stick of cinnamon.

I put in a pint of blood.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby RACHE » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:56 pm

You get a job application for the Red Cross.

I put in an expired 50 cent off coupon for laundry detergent.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby porcupineportent » Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:59 pm

You get a kitten!!!

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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby RACHE » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:08 pm

You get a polite yet firm rejection letter.

I put in a nickle. I can't stand to think of putting such a cute little kitten in a vending machine.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby notmelman » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:12 pm

You get a slightly shinier nickle.

I put in the 2 disc special anniversary edition of Manos: The Hands of Fate.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MetalNinja » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:13 pm

You get someone's hand

I put in my spare arm
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby porcupineportent » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:21 pm

You get a bad case of the flu. It'll be gone in a month, though.

I put in one (1) speckled egg-laying hen.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby RACHE » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:23 pm

You get twelve (12) chicken nuggets.

I put in a dinosaur egg.
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Re: The Vending Machine

Postby MetalNinja » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:31 pm

You get a baby Raptor

I put in some cheese
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