March 2013 discussion thread

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March 2013 discussion thread

Postby Owen » Sat Mar 02, 2013 7:51 am

March ninja'd me. New thread time!
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby skim172 » Mon Mar 04, 2013 9:58 pm

Well, look who's back.

Though this opens up a whole new barrel of questions.

Like, "Has she been working for Rad all this time?" and "Did she know Dr. McLuchador was Dr. McNinja?" and "Did she tell Rad anything?" and "Does she always wear that outfit, and if so, how often does it get washed?"

BTW, is Hortense a ninja herself? She seems to have mad ninja skillz, but she also shows her face to people. And really, how good a disguise is a surgical mask, anyway?
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby strikinglyalert » Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:10 pm

skim172 wrote:"Has she been working for Rad all this time?"

That one's an easy "yes".
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby LawCleaver » Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:47 pm

Most importantly - how much of a retainer does she charge?
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby Sparklelord » Tue Mar 05, 2013 12:46 am

So :minidoc either:

1. Is hauled before KR as McNinja and is questioned as to the whereabouts of McLuchador, even though KR probably knows he is actually Doc,

2. Is brought before KR as McLuchador, who now supposedly wears a ninja mask on top of his original mask, even though KR knows he's actually Doc disguised as a lucha who is now disguised as a ninja.
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby Chuckles » Tue Mar 05, 2013 6:29 am

We all pretty much knew Hortense was going to show up in this one. The real question is not whether she's on retainer by KR or what is she. The real question is this - was she the one charged with investigating Dr. McLuchador? If so, she knows. . . .

It's also funny that she's the only one who could shadow the good Doc without the good Doc knowing she's there. . . .
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby Owen » Tue Mar 05, 2013 8:36 am

LawCleaver wrote:Most importantly - how much of a retainer does she charge?

Well played, sir.
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby CheeseWhisper » Wed Mar 06, 2013 3:55 pm

She may be able to sneak past him, but I doubt she can take him in a fight -- so the "hauled before KR" part may be overkill.
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby Sparklelord » Wed Mar 06, 2013 4:02 pm

Hyperbole, my old nemesis! We meet again!
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Re: March 2013 discussion thread

Postby cybermagi » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:31 am

Hortense! Love her and her devious ways are so cute. No wonder Mitzi saw future potential daughter-in-law hopes there.

Wait until Doc remembers that she ripped him off with the book.. hahahaaa, then she will suddenly click.. if he says anything about the book.. but it was a big screw-over. So he might. Hortense you are so cool. Anyway.. enough boot licking.
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