I'm gonna have a state ID in a week! Finally, proof of my citizenship! No more shall people look at me as if I were a crafty alien, nay! Now I shall walk among you in broad daylight, spreading my influence unhindered! MUAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!
Getting ready to plant some Jerusalem artichokes. Yum yum!
It always starts the same way. I am in the garden airing my terrapin Jetta when he walks past my gate, that mysterious man in black and white. 'Hello Doctor,' I say. 'What are you doing in Dusseldorf?'
I am officially an uncle. My sister gave birth to one Lila Marie at 11:37 pm last night, at a whopping 10 lbs and 22.5 inches. She's a beautiful, healthy baby, and I am so proud of my sister. Just wanted to share it.
"I will not succumb to temptation, unless she's cute."