“Poor little men, poor little cocks! As soon as they’re old enough, they swell their plumage to be conquerors. If they only knew that it’s enough to be just a little bit wounded and sad in order to obtain everything without fighting for it.” ~ Jean Anouilh
G: Like helplessness experiments. That's the biggest problem in zombie apocalypses. People who survive will always eventually come to question why they bother. Seamus: The biggest problem in zombie apocalypses is poor planning and not enough ammo.
Cave Johnson: Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade. GLaDOS: Yeah! Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back! GLaDOS: Yeah! Cave Johnson: Get mad! GLaDOS: Yeah! Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? GLaDOS: Yeah, take the lemons! Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! GLaDOS: Yeah! Cave Johnson: Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! GLaDOS: Oh I like this guy. Cave Johnson: I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down! GLaDOS: Burn his house down! Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!