Depressing Things

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Depressing Things

Postby Camoninja » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:38 pm

Pretty self explanatory, I would think. Post any depressing images, stories, or videos you have.


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this is not for those who cry easily. Tread carefully, lest you become depressed (I'm looking at you, Jenny)
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Is she gone now? Good, I don't think she could handle this.

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Re: Depressing Things

Postby starseedjenny » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:42 pm

frig


the thing is, sad things are magnets and I am...magnetic metal


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G: Like helplessness experiments. That's the biggest problem in zombie apocalypses. People who survive will always eventually come to question why they bother.
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Re: Depressing Things

Postby RACHE » Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:49 pm

A little puppy was one day walking to work when an SUV ran him over. He broke both his legs and could no longer go to work. Because he lived in the U.S. his workmans comp and insurance drained quickly because of the serious operations and medication required. Mrs. Puppy tried to get work to help out but her efforts were for naught. The bank soon reposessed thier home and they were forced to live on the streets. Mrs. Puppy couldn't live like that anymore, she soon left Mr.Puppy and ran off to live with the Terrier that ran him over. Mr. Puppy soon spiralled into a vortex of booze, drugs, and ladies of the night. One moning he woke up, looked one last time at his picture of Mrs. Puppy, and pulled a revolver from his pocket.
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Re: Depressing Things

Postby mikekearn » Mon Mar 23, 2009 11:37 pm

I am a horrible, terrible person. All of these things made me laugh.
"I will not succumb to temptation, unless she's cute."

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Re: Depressing Things

Postby starseedjenny » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:23 am

This little MADD poem used to make me bawl my eyes out. I was surprised to find, reading it just now, that I don't cry at it anymore.

I went to a party,
And remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom
So I had a Sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself--
The way you said I would--
That I didn't drink and drive,
Though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice,
And your advice to me was right,
The party finally ended,
And the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car,
Sure to get home in one piece,
I never knew what was coming, Mom
Something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
And I hear the policeman say,
The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me,
As I try hard not to cry.
I can hear the paramedic say,
This girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
While he was flying high,
Because he chose to drink and drive,
Now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Mom
Knowing that it ruins lives?
And now the pain is cutting me,
Like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Tell daddy to be brave,
And when I go to heaven,
Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
Someone should have taught him,
That it's wrong to drink and drive.
Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I'm getting really scared.
These are my final moments,
And I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
As I lie here and die.
I wish that I could say, "I love you, Mom!"
So I love you, and good-bye.
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Re: Depressing Things

Postby mikekearn » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:26 am

I remember reading that a few times before. It's been around for a while. I see at more uplifting than sad. It's a good story to teach you not to drink and drive.
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Re: Depressing Things

Postby starseedjenny » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:27 am

I don't need to be taught not to drink ;p
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Re: Depressing Things

Postby Alex » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:28 am

Okay, so I don't have anything to connect my cell phone to my computer, but I have a very depressing picture in there.

Back in January or so I was walking down the alley behind my brownstone/dorm. It was an all around gloomy day: cloudy, rainy, cold, etc. On top of one of the recycling bins there was a teddy bear. It had probably been sitting there for some time, it was soaked. I just wanted to go over and take it, to rescue it, but I just couldn't get past the awkwardness it would bring up with the other three guys in my suite if I were to show up with a teddy bear I "rescued." So I left it in the cold, sad rain.
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Re: Depressing Things

Postby starseedjenny » Tue Mar 24, 2009 12:38 am

Oh, I want to go take sad pictures now.
G: Like helplessness experiments. That's the biggest problem in zombie apocalypses. People who survive will always eventually come to question why they bother.
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Re: Depressing Things

Postby RACHE » Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:31 pm

Alex wrote:Okay, so I don't have anything to connect my cell phone to my computer, but I have a very depressing picture in there.

Back in January or so I was walking down the alley behind my brownstone/dorm. It was an all around gloomy day: cloudy, rainy, cold, etc. On top of one of the recycling bins there was a teddy bear. It had probably been sitting there for some time, it was soaked. I just wanted to go over and take it, to rescue it, but I just couldn't get past the awkwardness it would bring up with the other three guys in my suite if I were to show up with a teddy bear I "rescued." So I left it in the cold, sad rain.

After that I don't trust your signature. :D
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