we got really big cicadas or locusts or something in texas during the summer. we'd find them dead on the patio around the pool, bodies the size and girth of my thumb, wings big enough to be glasses lenses.
the other night, while going through an outdoor haunted house, a fence fell over. a lantern spilled fuel on me and on the ground. luckily, the pool on the ground was the one that caught fire, but i thought i was gonna have to stop drop and roll for a solid ten seconds
G: Like helplessness experiments. That's the biggest problem in zombie apocalypses. People who survive will always eventually come to question why they bother.
Seamus: The biggest problem in zombie apocalypses is poor planning and not enough ammo.